It's like asking a girl not to shoe shop

I just can't resist these things:

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle I Limbo

General asshats
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Albert
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

christians
Circle IV Rolling Weights

The Pope
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

George Bush
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

crappy drivers
Circle VII Burning Sands

middle management nazis
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Creationists
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell