Stupid Cow Jokes

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My life must really suck right now because I find these hilariously funny.

* Q: What day do cows dread?
A: Moonday.

* Q: Who is a cow's favorite Utopian writer?
A: Thomas Mooore.

* Q: What does a cow clean her kitchen with?
A: Mooop and Glow.

* Q: What does the average cow earn for her labor?
A: Mooney.

* Q: Where does a cow go on vacation?
A: Moontana (or Cowifornia.)

* Q: What is a cow's favorite rock band?
A: Mootley Crue.

* Q: What type of car does the average cow drive?
A: A Moodel T (or a Moostang.)

* Q: Who is a cow's favorite former Vice President?
A: Walter Moondale.

* Q: What does a cow do in her spare time?
A: She watches moovies.

* Q: What is a cow's favorite school subject?
A: Cowculus.

* Q: How does a cow keep track of her appointments?
A: She checks her cowander.

* Q: What is a cow's favorite rock album?
A: Dark Side of the Mooon.

* Q: What does a cow bring to her math class?
A: A cowculator.

* Q: What is an unusually stupid cow called?
A: A mooron.