Now where did those WMD go?

The CIA can't find weapons of mass destruction and google can't either.

If you type "weapons of mass destruction" into google and hit the "I feel lucky" button, it will take you here: Weapons of Mass Destruction (reported on salon)

Britney's Guide to Semiconductor Physics

Who knew?

http://britneyspears.ac/lasers.htm

Stupid Cow Jokes

My life must really suck right now because I find these hilariously funny.

* Q: What day do cows dread?
A: Moonday.

* Q: Who is a cow's favorite Utopian writer?
A: Thomas Mooore.

* Q: What does a cow clean her kitchen with?
A: Mooop and Glow.

* Q: What does the average cow earn for her labor?
A: Mooney.

* Q: Where does a cow go on vacation?
A: Moontana (or Cowifornia.)

* Q: What is a cow's favorite rock band?
A: Mootley Crue.

* Q: What type of car does the average cow drive?
A: A Moodel T (or a Moostang.)

* Q: Who is a cow's favorite former Vice President?
A: Walter Moondale.

* Q: What does a cow do in her spare time?
A: She watches moovies.

* Q: What is a cow's favorite school subject?
A: Cowculus.

* Q: How does a cow keep track of her appointments?
A: She checks her cowander.

* Q: What is a cow's favorite rock album?
A: Dark Side of the Mooon.

* Q: What does a cow bring to her math class?
A: A cowculator.

* Q: What is an unusually stupid cow called?
A: A mooron.